Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

If you want to ravage your best friend on their birthday? Then these sassy, sarcastic, savage, and insulting birthday wishes for best friend are ideal that would even showcase your love and also insult them but in a cute way. As best friends, insults are always linked with each other because we know everyone enjoys insulting our best friends whenever we have the opportunity. The bond is always unique where you show your love to them and insult your friend the next moment when you have a frisky mood. If it is their birthday, then it is an excellent time to send these savage birthday wishes for best friend.

 

The below-mentioned insulting birthday wishes for best friend are a little cranky and naughty, but trust me, it is not too offensive. These birthday wishes can live your friend's party and force them to burst out laughing. We have crafted a savage collection of wishes for your friend from various groups that you can use intentionally to ravage your best friend and make their birthday party unforgettable. So, without wasting more time, let's move towards the sarcastic birthday wishes for best friend, which you can share with your best friend or write on a greeting card.

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Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

Here Are Some Hilarious And Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend To Make Him Feel Your Love Differently

Even though it's your 25th birthday, you haven't yet hosted any parties. What a thrifty individual you are! Nevertheless, happy birthday.

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I'm not too fond of birthday surprises, so I'll let you know in advance that I'll be coming over and expecting to be served the best drinks and a fun celebration. Happy birthday and a big thank you!

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Meri Dil ko toh mein samaja duge, Thoda belakar chup karwa duge, Par bhai, isse dimaag ko kaise samaju, Jiska tumne dahi bana diya. Happy Birthday, paglu.

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Good pals, Greetings on behalf of one of my closest pals. Have you observed that I have not "aged"?. Happy Birthday.

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Jaise he nimbu pani me nimbu jaruri hai, Waise he teri zindagi me mein jaruri hu, Kyuki na teri pass dil hai aur na dimaag. Happy Birthday, idiot.

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Dost, tu teri mut se aur khareb ho raha hai, mein kaise manau teri Janam din. Chal fir bhi Happy Birthday.

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When I look at you, nothing about becoming older is particularly unpleasant—birthday greetings.

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Duniya mein do tarah ke log hote hain: ek jo khushee-khushee birthday party dete hain aur doosare jo apane birthday par chhip jaate hain. Aap jisne log se sambandhit hain, usake baare mein aap jante ho. Janmadin kee badhaee!

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Hum itne ache teem banaate hain- mujhe mere ache roop, aakarshan aur buddhi ke saath, aur aap mere liye itna acha dost banane ke kshamata ke saath. Janmadin kee shubhakaama.

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Hi dost, agar mujhe aapake aur 100 million dollar ke beech choice karna ka mauka milata hai to main bina soche samaj 10 million ko chunoonga. Main tumhaare jaise gareb dost ko kyon chunoonga? Janmadin Kee Shubhakaamanaen.

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Congratulations! You still look terrific as you celebrate another birthday! This demonstrates how out-of-date the idea of healthy living principles is! Birthday greetings!

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HAHAHA, Tu aaj 18 saal ka ho gaya hain. Mujhe woh time yaad hai jab ham bacche the jab Hum ladate the aur Tu hamesha rote hue bacche ki tarah rote the. Janmadin kee shubhakaamanaen!

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When was the lastest you took a bath? I'm asking because I wouldn't say I like the way you smell. Happy birthday, and at least today, take a shower.

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Age is curious since it both lengthens and shortens your life by years. Whichever way, it is never good news—birthday greetings.

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Twenty-one years old and still virginal! For someone as perverse as you, how is it even possible? Don't worry; I purchased you a sex toy as a birthday present. My friend, Happy Birthday.

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My heartfelt condolences for the loss of money and youth. Congratulations on your birthday!

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With each passing birthday, everyone receives wishes. I guess you're the only creature who gets dumber with each birthday. God bless you, and have a wonderful birthday!

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With each passing birthday, you get closer to becoming a senior citizen. Happy birthday to the soon-to-be senior citizen.

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I only use superlative terms like smartest, wisest, and coolest for your birthday. Happy birthday, dear!

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You'll soon reach the age when candles won't fit in your birthday cake. Happy birthday, older man!

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Savage Birthday Wishes For Best Friend

  1. I wish God a long enough life on your birthday to see your teeth and hair fall out. Congratulations on your birthday!
  2. After all, growing old on your birthday isn't bad. You will die soon and be free of worldly pain. Happy birthday, dear!
  3. The full custom of giving birthday gifts is absurd. You're giving gifts to someone who is one step closer to death. Happy birthday, friend, you're going to die soon!
  4. May you live long enough to frighten your grandchildren with wrinkles. Congratulations on your birthday!
  5. Don't you find it enticing that a daring person like me will give you a birthday gift? Buddy, happy birthday!
  6. I hope your birthday is as memorable as your high school graduation. That was hilarious. Congratulations on your birthday, buddy!
  7. We're both born for the sole purpose of reminding each other of our birthdays. Happy birthday, my dearest pal!
  8. According to one study, those who throw birthday parties live longer than those who do not. It is now up to you to decide for the party. Congratulations on your birthday!
  9. I have a solid aversion to stupid people. Fortunately, you are not one of them. Happy birthday, dear friend!
  10. You may be the only person on the planet who does not return phone calls on his birthday. Forget birthday wishes and gifts if I don't get a party this year.
  11. Your only accomplishment on this day was colliding with the planet. Birthday greetings, dear friend!
  12. Thank goodness birthdays only happen once a year, or I would have spent most of my pocket money bringing you birthday cakes and candles. Happy birthday, dear!
  13. On your birthday every year, I pray to God to make you wise. Your sins outnumber your good deeds. That is why God does not respond to my prayers. Happy birthday, dear!
  14. May you live to see your teeth fall out and other people eat your birthday cake. Congratulations on your birthday!
  15. If you believe that life is amusing, you are mistaken. You only need to look at yourself in the mirror to understand humour. My friend, happy birthday!
  16. From my memory, erasing your birth date is the best return gift I can receive on your birthday. Congratulations on your Birthday!
  17. On the special occasion of your birthday, I would like to redefine the term "best friend" and kick you out of my life. Congratulations on your birthday!
  18. I only put up with your sorry because you throw a mean birthday party. My boy, happy birthday!
  19. Happy birthday, my dearest friend, who is now an elderly man and a grumpy older man with a big belly.
  20.  Given your current rate of ageing, your legs will soon be dangling from the grave. Happy birthday, my idiot pal!

 

Sarcastic Birthday Wishes For Best Friend

  1. I will continue to insult my best friend for as long as the sun and moon exist. Happy birthday, my most idiotic friend!
  2. On your birthday, I sincerely wish to carry you on my shoulders. But you're fucking massive. Fatso, happy birthday!
  3. Wisdom grows in direct proportion to age. It is inversely proportional in your case. What a shambles you are! Anyway, dumbo jumbo, happy birthday.
  4. On your birthday, I wish you white hair and the appearance of an uncle as soon as possible. Dude, happy birthday!
  5. If I could get you a big gift for your birthday, it would solve all my problems. Happy birthday, dear!
  6. On your special day, I sincerely hope you live long enough to witness my success and that you work in my company and call me a boss. Congratulations on your birthday!
  7. Even the devil's heart changes after a while. However, you are the only being on this planet who has not changed. Happy birthday to the world's biggest procrastinator!
  8. "What a waste of sperm?" your parents would have said the day you were born. Dude, happy birthday!
  9. Even though I am always rude to you, I promise not to be rude on your birthday. I'll be intolerable. Congratulations on your birthday! May the Lord bless you with enough money to throw me a party.
  10. Your only notable accomplishment is being born on Christmas when everyone unintentionally celebrates your birthday. My boy, happy birthday!
  11. I swear to God, if I don't get you a birthday party this year, you'll either die, or our friendship will be over. Happy birthday to the most frugal man I know. Congratulations on your birthday!
  12. I'm still waiting for the day when everyone else starts wishing you a happy birthday except me. You're such a loner! Happy birthday, my best friend!
  13. May the Almighty bless you with everything you desire except money, fame, and a Lamborghini. I wish you a happy birthday!
  14. Cheers to another year of being broke, old, ugly, and fat. In any case, happy birthday!
  15. I'm hoping that one day I'll be able to drink unlimited booze and eat delicious food at your birthday party. I'm hoping that day comes before I die. You miser, happy birthday!
  16. On her birthday, my lovely friend deserves the best present. The priceless gift of my hug. What did you expect? Lingerie from Victoria's Secret. Sexy girl, happy birthday!
  17. Your birthday cake is the only thing you can cut well in life, but not my second base. My loser boyfriend wishes you a happy birthday!
  18. Because it's your special day and you're my best friend, I'm not going to shower you with lavish gifts. Just accept my sweet birthday greetings this year!
  19. Happy birthday, my dear friend! I wish you were richer, smarter, and more beautiful by the day, but not more so than I am.
  20. Hey, girl, you're getting to the age where even plastic surgery won't save you from looking ugly and pathetic. Simply learn to accept this fact. Congratulations on your birthday!

Insulting Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend

  1. When you lose your money, friends, and charm all at once, getting older is always a traumatic experience. Please accept my condolences and best birthday wishes, sweetheart.
  2. Let's make your birthday night the craziest birthday night celebration ever. Get ready for a sassy birthday bash. May you have a fantastic birthday!
  3. I will only send your birthday wishes for this year's birthday once I have received your previous birthday parties. Choose what you want.
  4. As soon as we finish celebrating your birthday, I'll take you to a hot place where you'll think twice about closing your eyes. Be prepared for a sexy night, baby. First and foremost, happy birthday!
  5. Is it my imagination, or are you getting hornier with each passing birthday? You better find a girl, or you'll turn gay pretty quickly. Happy birthday, my dearest pal!
  6. Hey, how about inviting only hookers to your birthday party instead of friends and family? The next day, you'll be the talk of the town. Congratulations on your birthday, buddy!
  7. My best friend's birthday is today. I guarantee you'll enjoy everything you desire: booze, babes, and the bong. Congratulations on your birthday!
  8. Happy birthday, my sexiest pal. Your seductiveness inspires the ladies to undress.
  9. Baby, your celebrity always fills me with energy and kinkiness. Hotshot, happy birthday!
  10. I'm sure you'll walk with a stick by your next birthday, the way you're ageing. Each birthday saps the energy from your legs. Anyway, my friend, happy birthday!
  11. Please note blow too hard on the birthday cake because your breath is still foul. Happy birthday, my only best friend!
  12. Because you're always horny, my birthday present will be an artificial vagina. Stop spreading your horny vibes everywhere, for God's sake. Birthday greetings, dear friend!
  13. On your 25th birthday, I sincerely hope you marry this year, or I will have to arrange a trip to Bangkok for you. Happy birthday.
  14. People end up becoming jacks of all trades. But you transform into Jackass for all girls. Who, after all, sends sexy messages to an all-female batchmate at 2 a.m.? Happy birthday, King of the Horrible People.
  15. The only reason we're still best friends is that we both have eccentric personalities and crazy minds. Happy birthday, my accomplice.
  16. If an institution organises a competition for the filthy mind, you will be the undisputed winner. Sexy boy, happy birthday.
  17. I wrote all this gibberish about your birthday greeting because I wanted to let you know how I felt about you. Please be considerate of my feelings. Aside from that, happy birthday, my friend!
  18. On your special day, I will finally reveal the wish I have been praying for you for a long time: may you have sex with the hottest girl in college. Happy birthday, my best friend!
  19. Hey, best friend, don't wear any of your favourite dresses on your birthday because I'm going to rip them anyway. Dude, happy birthday!
  20. I can guarantee you one thing on your birthday: it will either be the best or worst day of the year. Keep your fingers crossed for the baby. Congratulations on your birthday!

 

Make your best friend's born day special with these Insulting funny birthday wishes make it more exceptional, you can share a gift of laughter, a story-telling gift of your memory, or anything that suits your friendship. These Insulting birthday wishes for best friend will help make their day unique and memorable. Here on this Tring page, you will get everything from insulting to rude birthday wishes that you can use to greet your friend on their birthday.

 

If you liked this collection of Savage birthday wishes for best friend, then don't forget to share it with your friends and the same on social media platforms. If you want to read more such birthday wishes, visit our Tring Website and read more pages like Insulting birthday wishes for best friend. These simple, light, warm-hearted wishes will surely brighten their day and make the moment memorable. Lastly, let me wish your best friend, on behalf of the entire Tring Team, a pleasant birthday.

 

You can also have a look at Tring's birthday wishes for friend pages if you want to make your guy feel extra special. Below are some additional wishes pages:
 

Frequently Asked Questions

You can find some fantastic birthday wishes for friends from Tring. Having good birthday wishes for friend is a really important thing. It showcases the love and cares for your friend. Some of the excellent birthday wishes for friend from Tring are below:- 1. You were made to be my friend forever. Happy Birthday, bestie. 2. I love you for who you are, and trust me, it's forever and ever. Happy Birthday. 3. You are a weird and crazy friend. Happy Birthday.
A short message and funny birthday wishes for friend from Tring:- 1. I hope your all dreams come true. Happy Birthday. 2. Thank you for coming into my life. Happy birthday to my best friend. 3. Can you stop being stupid and act like me, intelligent, sweet and beautiful. Happy Birthday, idiot. 4. Life is a journey, and you have a boring one. LOL. Kidding. Happy Birthday.
‘I wish a happy birthday to a happy sweet guy! Your sense of adventure causes the biggest smile on my face! I wish you would never mature and always be your adorable young boy. You have my undying love on this wonderful day!’ Such beautiful words can help you to make the best wishes for your boy's best friend. From such many and more birthday wishes for friends, you can visit the website of Tring.
Tring is the best gifting portal in India now as it is unique and different from rest of the personalised gifts available in the market. Tring is a website where around 10,000 plus celebrities are listed who are willing to be a part of their fan’s celebration. Tring has three services - a personalised video message, a video call and a DM on Instagram. Any service would make the best gifts for your loved ones.
It is very easy and does not take more than a few seconds to book a Tring. The user simply needs to provide details like the sender's name, recipient's name, occasion, detailed message they would like to convey, along with the delivery details and Tring shall help create the most unique and permanent gift, to be cherished for a lifetime.
There are many unique ways to wish your friend. For Example - You can write a letter and add some beautiful or funny birthday wishes for friend from Tring. Or just buy their favourite flower bouquet and add a small message. Some of the best birthday wishes for friend from Tring are:- 1. Thank you for making my life happier and telling me the true meaning of friendship. Happy Birthday, buddy. 2. You deserve some crazy day because you have a crazy friend like me. Happy Birthday, my crazy friend. 3. Happy Birthday to my favourite person from another mother. Happy Birthday, favourite.
You can have the best short birthday wishes for friend on Tring. Some of the best short messages for friends are: 1. You are the best. Happy Birthday. 2. You are best thing ever happened to me. Happy Birthday my dear. 3. I hope you have a fantastic year ahead. Happy birthday buddy. 4. I love you the most. On your birthday, I wish you all my happiness. Have a great day.
You can wish for a female friend by using simple words. You can even take the help of simple birthday wishes for friend from Tring. Below are some simple birthday wishes for female friend that might help make her birthday special. 1. Happy Birthday to the most beautiful girl. You are the true meaning of friendship. Happy Birthday, dost! 2. Cheers to you and our forever friend. Happy Birthday my dear. 3. Today a queen was born. I am so happy to be in your life. Happy Birthday my best friend. 4. You are my best friend and my happiness. Happy Birthday.
Tring keeps adding newer and deeper engagement products regularly. Presently we offer the below 4 options. However, subscribe to our free newsletter to be updated every time we have a new product and celebrity on the platform. 1) Personalised video messages – Celebrities record an approx. 30 second personalised video with the message content as given by the user. The video can be booked for yourself or for gifting. Common uses are birthday wishes, anniversary, get well soon, all the best, apologies, etc. 2) Video Call – Celebrities get on a 5 minute video call with the user (monitored). The user can invite up to 4 friends on the call. 3) DM on social media – Celebrities send a single text message to the user on social media (Instagram) from their verified account. 4) Wishes on Air – Users can request for personalised audio wishes for themselves or their loved ones live on radio, at a time and date of their choosing, from their favourite Radio Jockey.
Usually, it takes a maximum of 7 working days to process your request. However, we try our best to ensure we stick to your preferred date and close the requests. We also offer 24-hour delivery from some celebrities, for those last-minute bookings. The processing time is subject to celebrity availability.
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